Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Jump #13: Monster hunter



Race: Human
Backgrounds: Craftsman (50cp)
Perks

  • Weapon Focus (free) (Hunting Horn)
  • Journeyman (free)
  • Waste Not… (150cp)
  • …Want Not (150cp)
  • Mad Genius (300cp)
  • Infusionist (300cp)
  • Gloves Off (150cp)
  • Elemental Mastery (200cp)
  • Hunting Party (300cp)

Items

  • Balance Bangle (free)
  • Starter Weapon (free)
  • Weapon and Item Storage Chest (free)
  • Felyne Comrade (free)
  • Official Documentation (free)

Drawbacks
Combination Deficiency +100cp
Double Hunger +100cp
Cocky +100cp
Wounded +200cp
COMPANIONS
Gawain (Troverian/Hunter)

  • Weapon Focus (free) (Lance)
  • Weapon Master (free)
  • Weapon Savant (300cp)

Uncultured Gecko (Wyverian/Hunter)

  • Weapon Focus (free) (Dual Swords)
  • Weapon Master (free)
  • Weapon Savant (300cp)

Severely Uncultured Fish (Human/Hunter)

  • Weapon Focus (free) (Switch Axe)
  • Weapon Master (free)
  • Unleashed (300cp)

Reynauld (Troverian/Hunter)

  • Weapon Focus (free) (Greatsword)
  • Weapon Master (free)
  • Gloves Off (150cp)
  • Guts (150cp)

Priam (Troverian/Hunter)

  • Weapon Focus (free) (Greatsword)
  • Weapon Master (free)
  • Unleashed (300cp)

Ben (Wyverian/Hunter)

  • Weapon Focus (free) (Longsword)
  • Weapon Master (free)
  • Pro Dirty Fencer (300cp)

Fair-Eyes (Human/Craftsman)

  • Weapon Focus (free) (Charge Axe)
  • Journeyman (free)
  • Mad Genius (300cp)

Gaufrid (Human/Trader)

  • Weapon Focus (free) (Light Bowgun)
  • Smooth Talker (free)
  • Silver-Tongued Deviljho (300cp)
I suppose this is the next place we're off to.
I'm glad its happening. Amelia said something about a Warehouse post, but nobody apparently has what to post about that, and my lady is currently not discussing anything with anyone... apologies.
Well, dragon slaying is one of knighthood's highest callings, or something? Ten years of that would perhaps be quite enjoyable. Everyone got their own copy of the free items, I should note. But it would be rather redundant to note all of those, so I skipped over them. Amelia and She-Of-Fair-Eyes claim they'll work together as craftsman, with Gaufrid advertising what they have... which sounds entirely fine. They're both respectable people. As for... well. Reynauld seems a bit eccentric, Priam a bit... difficult to understand. Ben... Ben is trying. He certainly is. I have hopes that one day he'd make for a wonderful squire. Er. Knight. As for the other two, it would be incredibly rude of me to list off any of their myriad flaws, how inconvenient they are, or any other issue that occurs with them. Such as Gen's bothering of my lady like some mangy lost dog that cannot understand when one must be left well enough alone... or the other's... tendencies... in general. Rather, I just advise one wear earplugs around him, one should be able to hear him nonetheless.
-Gawain

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

NOTE TO ANYONE

Uh.
Hey.
Amelia is passing this off to the companions and I.
So yeah.
If you guys have any questions: feel free to ask.
I don't know what happened, she seemed to kind of enjoy it initially.
Maybe shes burnt out?
Anyways, I don't promise much, really. Nobody seems too interested in this whole thing.
-Gen

Jump #12: Final Fantasy Mystic Quest


Basic Moveset (free)
OCD Parkour (free)
A Bit of Safety (150cp)
Magic of Water (200cp)
Mass Blaster (200cp)
Doublecast (400cp)
No Ceilings (400cp)
No Ceilings for Everyone (200cp)
Items
Cat Claw (50cp)
Spells
Life (100cp)
Fire (100cp)
Lightning (100cp)
Holy (100cp)

Drawbacks
Magic Equalization +0cp
No Nose? Who Knows? +50cp
Pixelated +50cp
Cheesy Dialogue +50cp
Counter Bait +100cp
Can you spare 2GP for a cup of coffee? +50cp
Extra Encounters x10 +500cp
Deeper Battlefield x4 +400cp

More Battlefields +200cp
The Video Game Atlas was wrong +200cp
Artificial Semi Intelligence +400cp

Sunday, October 22, 2017

Jump #11: The Purge

Setting: A Nation Reborn
Background: Rebel
Perks
For the Cause (free)
Follow the Blood (100cp)
For Peace Sake (200cp)
Gift of Gab (100cp)
Soothe the Madness (200cp)
Better Than You Think (400cp)
French Secret Technique (200cp)
Triage (200cp)
Luck of the Lamb (400cp)
Items
Purge Countdown (free)
Tunnel Map (free)
Scenario
With Clean Hands
Drawbacks
The Purge (mandatory)
Purge Party Participant +100cp
Crying Eagle Caged Citizen +100cp
Purge TV +300cp
No Heroes Left in Man +300cp
Undesirable +300cp
Turf War x3 +600cp

Saturday, October 21, 2017

Jump #10: Distant Sky


Background: Drop-In
Perks
Environmental Committee Report (100cp)
Just a Little Luck (200cp)
There Is Always Hope (200cp)
Items
Red Sweater (50cp)
A Gun (200cp)
Companions
Let's Get Out, Together(50cp)
Drawbacks
Out With the Old +100cp
Welcome to the Jungle +100cp
I Have to Save Them +200cp
Hey, Yeool +300cp
Umfraville
Durjardin
Bertran
Pippery
Postel
Auber
Pippin
Blouet
Woodville
Bournesville
Bauquemare
Jubert
Sourdeval
Darcy
Venois
Fourneaux
Hamage
Folet
Dacre
Fiennes
Baignard
Miron
Bursigni
Cairon
Lucy
Raoulin
Harcourt
Boissel
Altard
Howard
Castillon
Destain
Espec
Aungier
Bouchard
Papelion
Cheney
Tibon
Thorel
Belmis
Chauncy
Danneville
Halacre
Cely
Duboc
Rames
Flambard
Mowbray
Ventris
Bretteville
Brinon
Brai
Munneville
Caillot
Raleigh
Boteler
Vernon
Cosin
Meri
Grai
Baudry
Damours
Tournai
Claville
Hachet
Neufmarche
Tabraham
Heriet
Basset
Cecil
Aguilon
Hendry
Tulles
Emory
Lynom
Machault
Mallory
Braund
Tardif
Fairfax
Libourg
Villehardain
Runeville
Giscard
Azor
Corbet
Campion
Danvers
Mauville
Rassent
Tranchant
Bonvalet
Trelli

Friday, October 20, 2017

Jump #9: Darkest Dungeon


Background: Pious
Estate
Stage Coach (free)
Town Square (free)
Market Day (100cp)
Graveyard (100cp)
Historian (100cp)
Nomad Wagon (100cp)
Abbey (200cp)
Alchemist (200cp)
Blacksmith (200cp)
Chirurgeon (200cp)
Sanitarium (300cp)
Tavern (300cp)
Artillery (300cp)
Districts
Food and Drink District (200cp)
Treasury District (200cp)
Theater District (200cp)
Altar and Idols District (200cp)
Athenaeum and Archives District (200cp)
War and Respite District (200cp)
Perks
Ancestor's Shade (free)
Heir's Light (free)
Self Made Men (100cp)
Swift is the Hand (300cp)
Bright is the Faith (free)
Grace and Glory! (100cp)
Virtue and Victory! (100cp)
Faith is my Shield (150cp)
Blazing Star (150cp)
We are the Light (200cp)
Animal Cunning (100cp)
Death by Inches (200cp)
Dance Around Death (300cp)
The Comforting Darkness (100cp)
A Curse Upon Ye (200cp)
Dungeons
Stone Wings Take Flight +200cp
Necromancer Lord +300cp
Prophet +300cp
The Giants +200cp
The Hag +300cp
The Heavy Pounder +300cp
The Swine that Rides +200cp
The Swine King +300cp
The Spreading Flesh +300cp
Deep Spawn Rising +200cp
The Drowned Crew +300cp
The Siren +300cp
Crimson Court
The Crimson Curse +0cp
Offensive Effigy +200cp
The Baron +200cp
The Viscount +300cp
The Countess +300cp
The Darkest Dungeon +0cp
Persistent Foes and Failings
By Invitation Only +200cp
The Wolf at Your Gates +200cp
One Flew Over the Shrieker's Nest +200cp
The Apex Predator +200cp
The Fanatic +300cp
The Long March Down

Friday, October 6, 2017

Jump #8: Gaki no Tsukai


Drawbacks
I Was Not Expecting That +50cp
Ahhh! Scary +50cp
Together, We Will Form Better Relations +50cp
My Head is Bald. Please Look At It +50cp
A Test of Courage +50cp
GOD DAMN +50cp
Happy boy! +100cp
Demon Tag. +100cp
Absolutely No Getting Scared +100cp
That Isn't Fair! +100cp
Rewards
Can You Say… (100cp)
Most Po-Popular Combo (100cp)
Comedian Spirit (100cp)
Kuudere (200cp)
Elevated Tastebuds (200cp)

I mean, I could try summing up a comedy show in a text post but something tells me that wouldn't work.

Wednesday, October 4, 2017

Jump #7: Monopoly


Cash Advance (300cp)
Rainy Day Fund (600cp)
Savings and Loans (500cp)
The Landlord's Game (400cp)
Drawbacks
Irritable +100cp
Annoyance +100cp
Ankle-Biter +100cp
Just Make it Stop +200cp
Only the Dead Can Know Peace From This +300cp
More of Them +200cp
Too Many Cooks Spoil the Soup +300cp
Embarrassment +100cp
Can't Get In Trouble +400cp

I honestly wish I could remember less of this.

Jump #6: Jumanji

I don't remember what happened, so it probably wasn't interesting.
All these gauntlets, huh.
So convenient to avoid discussing emotions with every-o-n-e else.
...
Sorry, that was kind of sarcastic.

Sunday, October 1, 2017

Jump #5: JoJo's Bizarre Adventures


Perks
Trucksolute Zero (300cp)
Truckin' USA (free)
Leg to Stand On (100cp)
Shiny Side Up (100cp)
Hundred Miles (100cp)
10-33 (100cp)
Items
Trucker Hat (free)
Grappling Hook (100cp)
Breaker One-Niner (200cp)
Drawbacks
The Longest Road +300cp
Highway to Hell +300cp
Twitch.tv/jumper +300cp


I'm not sure what to say.
I'm posting this afterwards.
It happened.
I saw a truck.
Or two. Really This is a nice, calm, relaxing break.