Wednesday, November 1, 2017

Blogging

This blogging thing is supposed to be done fairly often, I presume. So I should probably provide a status update.

Easing into the world initially was fairly easy, we hunted some herbivorous creatures while getting the lay of the land before returning. I assume what is next is dragons.

Gen is mostly his standard intolerable self, though he constantly seems to butt heads with Amelia over something, I'd try and talk to them but its clearly their own business whatever provoked the sudden tension between them.

The... ahem. Karp. Has been nothing but obnoxious, never ceasing his loud obnoxious claims to fame or greatness. He has made things a bit more difficult than they honestly should.

Reynauld... Reynauld honestly seems impossible to talk to outside of whatever our current mission is. Either way, I cannot complain. He is a pragmatic and careful man, at the very least.

Priam is honestly mostly the same, though a bit more open to conversation. At least. He acts with a bit of a regal bearing.

Ben seems a bit hesitant about the whole entire ordeal, I'm entirely fine with him staying out of it when he is uncomfortable. Hopefully he understands that slaying beasts is not slaying man.

I haven't been able to see Fair-Eyes or Gaufrid much, even less than Amelia. She honestly seems too busy to talk about anything, really.

Of course, she gave us a goal... to achieve.

Quite a few...

...

Is there even enough wildlife to fill out this list of things she wants us to collect...?

...

Well, anyways I found the warehouse supplement thing, and what she wanted to post. After talking to her a few times.

Warehouse

ForceWall (20cp)
Shelving (free)
Terminal (10cp)
Robots (20cp)
Link (30cp)
Portal (30cp)
Free Space (30cp)
Loft (10cp)

Well. Anyways, hopefully things go well.
-Gawain

Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Jump #13: Monster hunter



Race: Human
Backgrounds: Craftsman (50cp)
Perks

  • Weapon Focus (free) (Hunting Horn)
  • Journeyman (free)
  • Waste Not… (150cp)
  • …Want Not (150cp)
  • Mad Genius (300cp)
  • Infusionist (300cp)
  • Gloves Off (150cp)
  • Elemental Mastery (200cp)
  • Hunting Party (300cp)

Items

  • Balance Bangle (free)
  • Starter Weapon (free)
  • Weapon and Item Storage Chest (free)
  • Felyne Comrade (free)
  • Official Documentation (free)

Drawbacks
Combination Deficiency +100cp
Double Hunger +100cp
Cocky +100cp
Wounded +200cp
COMPANIONS
Gawain (Troverian/Hunter)

  • Weapon Focus (free) (Lance)
  • Weapon Master (free)
  • Weapon Savant (300cp)

Uncultured Gecko (Wyverian/Hunter)

  • Weapon Focus (free) (Dual Swords)
  • Weapon Master (free)
  • Weapon Savant (300cp)

Severely Uncultured Fish (Human/Hunter)

  • Weapon Focus (free) (Switch Axe)
  • Weapon Master (free)
  • Unleashed (300cp)

Reynauld (Troverian/Hunter)

  • Weapon Focus (free) (Greatsword)
  • Weapon Master (free)
  • Gloves Off (150cp)
  • Guts (150cp)

Priam (Troverian/Hunter)

  • Weapon Focus (free) (Greatsword)
  • Weapon Master (free)
  • Unleashed (300cp)

Ben (Wyverian/Hunter)

  • Weapon Focus (free) (Longsword)
  • Weapon Master (free)
  • Pro Dirty Fencer (300cp)

Fair-Eyes (Human/Craftsman)

  • Weapon Focus (free) (Charge Axe)
  • Journeyman (free)
  • Mad Genius (300cp)

Gaufrid (Human/Trader)

  • Weapon Focus (free) (Light Bowgun)
  • Smooth Talker (free)
  • Silver-Tongued Deviljho (300cp)
I suppose this is the next place we're off to.
I'm glad its happening. Amelia said something about a Warehouse post, but nobody apparently has what to post about that, and my lady is currently not discussing anything with anyone... apologies.
Well, dragon slaying is one of knighthood's highest callings, or something? Ten years of that would perhaps be quite enjoyable. Everyone got their own copy of the free items, I should note. But it would be rather redundant to note all of those, so I skipped over them. Amelia and She-Of-Fair-Eyes claim they'll work together as craftsman, with Gaufrid advertising what they have... which sounds entirely fine. They're both respectable people. As for... well. Reynauld seems a bit eccentric, Priam a bit... difficult to understand. Ben... Ben is trying. He certainly is. I have hopes that one day he'd make for a wonderful squire. Er. Knight. As for the other two, it would be incredibly rude of me to list off any of their myriad flaws, how inconvenient they are, or any other issue that occurs with them. Such as Gen's bothering of my lady like some mangy lost dog that cannot understand when one must be left well enough alone... or the other's... tendencies... in general. Rather, I just advise one wear earplugs around him, one should be able to hear him nonetheless.
-Gawain

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

NOTE TO ANYONE

Uh.
Hey.
Amelia is passing this off to the companions and I.
So yeah.
If you guys have any questions: feel free to ask.
I don't know what happened, she seemed to kind of enjoy it initially.
Maybe shes burnt out?
Anyways, I don't promise much, really. Nobody seems too interested in this whole thing.
-Gen

Jump #12: Final Fantasy Mystic Quest


Basic Moveset (free)
OCD Parkour (free)
A Bit of Safety (150cp)
Magic of Water (200cp)
Mass Blaster (200cp)
Doublecast (400cp)
No Ceilings (400cp)
No Ceilings for Everyone (200cp)
Items
Cat Claw (50cp)
Spells
Life (100cp)
Fire (100cp)
Lightning (100cp)
Holy (100cp)

Drawbacks
Magic Equalization +0cp
No Nose? Who Knows? +50cp
Pixelated +50cp
Cheesy Dialogue +50cp
Counter Bait +100cp
Can you spare 2GP for a cup of coffee? +50cp
Extra Encounters x10 +500cp
Deeper Battlefield x4 +400cp

More Battlefields +200cp
The Video Game Atlas was wrong +200cp
Artificial Semi Intelligence +400cp

Sunday, October 22, 2017

Jump #11: The Purge

Setting: A Nation Reborn
Background: Rebel
Perks
For the Cause (free)
Follow the Blood (100cp)
For Peace Sake (200cp)
Gift of Gab (100cp)
Soothe the Madness (200cp)
Better Than You Think (400cp)
French Secret Technique (200cp)
Triage (200cp)
Luck of the Lamb (400cp)
Items
Purge Countdown (free)
Tunnel Map (free)
Scenario
With Clean Hands
Drawbacks
The Purge (mandatory)
Purge Party Participant +100cp
Crying Eagle Caged Citizen +100cp
Purge TV +300cp
No Heroes Left in Man +300cp
Undesirable +300cp
Turf War x3 +600cp

Saturday, October 21, 2017

Jump #10: Distant Sky


Background: Drop-In
Perks
Environmental Committee Report (100cp)
Just a Little Luck (200cp)
There Is Always Hope (200cp)
Items
Red Sweater (50cp)
A Gun (200cp)
Companions
Let's Get Out, Together(50cp)
Drawbacks
Out With the Old +100cp
Welcome to the Jungle +100cp
I Have to Save Them +200cp
Hey, Yeool +300cp
Umfraville
Durjardin
Bertran
Pippery
Postel
Auber
Pippin
Blouet
Woodville
Bournesville
Bauquemare
Jubert
Sourdeval
Darcy
Venois
Fourneaux
Hamage
Folet
Dacre
Fiennes
Baignard
Miron
Bursigni
Cairon
Lucy
Raoulin
Harcourt
Boissel
Altard
Howard
Castillon
Destain
Espec
Aungier
Bouchard
Papelion
Cheney
Tibon
Thorel
Belmis
Chauncy
Danneville
Halacre
Cely
Duboc
Rames
Flambard
Mowbray
Ventris
Bretteville
Brinon
Brai
Munneville
Caillot
Raleigh
Boteler
Vernon
Cosin
Meri
Grai
Baudry
Damours
Tournai
Claville
Hachet
Neufmarche
Tabraham
Heriet
Basset
Cecil
Aguilon
Hendry
Tulles
Emory
Lynom
Machault
Mallory
Braund
Tardif
Fairfax
Libourg
Villehardain
Runeville
Giscard
Azor
Corbet
Campion
Danvers
Mauville
Rassent
Tranchant
Bonvalet
Trelli

Friday, October 20, 2017

Jump #9: Darkest Dungeon


Background: Pious
Estate
Stage Coach (free)
Town Square (free)
Market Day (100cp)
Graveyard (100cp)
Historian (100cp)
Nomad Wagon (100cp)
Abbey (200cp)
Alchemist (200cp)
Blacksmith (200cp)
Chirurgeon (200cp)
Sanitarium (300cp)
Tavern (300cp)
Artillery (300cp)
Districts
Food and Drink District (200cp)
Treasury District (200cp)
Theater District (200cp)
Altar and Idols District (200cp)
Athenaeum and Archives District (200cp)
War and Respite District (200cp)
Perks
Ancestor's Shade (free)
Heir's Light (free)
Self Made Men (100cp)
Swift is the Hand (300cp)
Bright is the Faith (free)
Grace and Glory! (100cp)
Virtue and Victory! (100cp)
Faith is my Shield (150cp)
Blazing Star (150cp)
We are the Light (200cp)
Animal Cunning (100cp)
Death by Inches (200cp)
Dance Around Death (300cp)
The Comforting Darkness (100cp)
A Curse Upon Ye (200cp)
Dungeons
Stone Wings Take Flight +200cp
Necromancer Lord +300cp
Prophet +300cp
The Giants +200cp
The Hag +300cp
The Heavy Pounder +300cp
The Swine that Rides +200cp
The Swine King +300cp
The Spreading Flesh +300cp
Deep Spawn Rising +200cp
The Drowned Crew +300cp
The Siren +300cp
Crimson Court
The Crimson Curse +0cp
Offensive Effigy +200cp
The Baron +200cp
The Viscount +300cp
The Countess +300cp
The Darkest Dungeon +0cp
Persistent Foes and Failings
By Invitation Only +200cp
The Wolf at Your Gates +200cp
One Flew Over the Shrieker's Nest +200cp
The Apex Predator +200cp
The Fanatic +300cp
The Long March Down

Friday, October 6, 2017

Jump #8: Gaki no Tsukai


Drawbacks
I Was Not Expecting That +50cp
Ahhh! Scary +50cp
Together, We Will Form Better Relations +50cp
My Head is Bald. Please Look At It +50cp
A Test of Courage +50cp
GOD DAMN +50cp
Happy boy! +100cp
Demon Tag. +100cp
Absolutely No Getting Scared +100cp
That Isn't Fair! +100cp
Rewards
Can You Say… (100cp)
Most Po-Popular Combo (100cp)
Comedian Spirit (100cp)
Kuudere (200cp)
Elevated Tastebuds (200cp)

I mean, I could try summing up a comedy show in a text post but something tells me that wouldn't work.

Wednesday, October 4, 2017

Jump #7: Monopoly


Cash Advance (300cp)
Rainy Day Fund (600cp)
Savings and Loans (500cp)
The Landlord's Game (400cp)
Drawbacks
Irritable +100cp
Annoyance +100cp
Ankle-Biter +100cp
Just Make it Stop +200cp
Only the Dead Can Know Peace From This +300cp
More of Them +200cp
Too Many Cooks Spoil the Soup +300cp
Embarrassment +100cp
Can't Get In Trouble +400cp

I honestly wish I could remember less of this.

Jump #6: Jumanji

I don't remember what happened, so it probably wasn't interesting.
All these gauntlets, huh.
So convenient to avoid discussing emotions with every-o-n-e else.
...
Sorry, that was kind of sarcastic.

Sunday, October 1, 2017

Jump #5: JoJo's Bizarre Adventures


Perks
Trucksolute Zero (300cp)
Truckin' USA (free)
Leg to Stand On (100cp)
Shiny Side Up (100cp)
Hundred Miles (100cp)
10-33 (100cp)
Items
Trucker Hat (free)
Grappling Hook (100cp)
Breaker One-Niner (200cp)
Drawbacks
The Longest Road +300cp
Highway to Hell +300cp
Twitch.tv/jumper +300cp


I'm not sure what to say.
I'm posting this afterwards.
It happened.
I saw a truck.
Or two. Really This is a nice, calm, relaxing break.
 

Thursday, September 28, 2017

Jump #4: Long Live the Queen


Mood: Cheerful
Skills
Intrigue (free)
Military (free)
Weapons (free)
Perks
Lumen (300cp)
Savvy Princess (100cp)
Drawbacks
Share the Pain +300cp
Double or Nothing +100cp
===
Summary:
Words because things.
Or. Well.
To be honest I waited until in post, 'cause I can't post while being an incorporeal being in someone's head.
But hey.
It went successfully, some stuff happened but I mostly didn't pay attention.
That's fourteen companions, technically, at this point.
That I didn't reject.
In hindsight, I'm thankful for the limit on the active ones when I get around to that, because that would lead to a complex shape not easily contained within a chart
Probably won't have Elodie do anything.
Shes too cheerful.
I'd feel bad.
And slightly put off.

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Done

Kills: 1
I didn't get anything higher than that but I did learn what it was like to jump off a building very fun experience.

Jump #358 0.2 Re:Coded Chain of Memery Hearts Birth By Sleep Drop Distance Dream HD Mix Final Mix Remix Final Remix By Sleep/2 Days

Hatred Gauntlet
Drawbacks
Mandatory stuff
Perks
None
Items
None
Target: whatever

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Ib: The Ibbening

What follows is a legitimate transcription.
...
[PROFESSIONAL FOXGIRL]: HEY YO YOU PAINTING BLONDE. DON'T WORRY, YOU WON'T HAVE TO KILL ANYONE, EVERYONE CAN LEAVE.
[Mary]: Okay, I believe you.
<TIME SKIP>
[PROFESSIONAL FOXGIRL]: HELLO HUMANS, I AM A PAINTING AND I WILL ASSIST YOU
[Ib]: Okay I believe you I offer my rose in tribute.
[Garry]: Wait you are a painting don't do that Ib why should I trust you.
[PROFESSIONAL FOXGIRL]: ONCE UPON A TIME THIS ART GALLERY WAS BENEVOLENT, UNTIL A MAN DRESSED AS A PAINTING KILLED A CHILD WHICH CAUSE ALL PAINTINGS TO BE POSSESSED BY EVIL VENGEFUL SPIRITS WHICH TOOK OVER THE REST OF THE GALLERY.
GUERTANA THEN PAINTED ME TO GUIDE OUT WAYWARD HUMANS FROM THE EVIL GALLERY.
THIS IS WHY THEY CANNOT OPEN DOORS.
SADLY, GUERTANA NEVER INVENTED A DOOR WHICH OPENS WHEN IT RUNS OUT OF ELECTRICITY
[Garry]: Okay I believe you.
[PROFESSIONAL FOXGIRL]: OK NOW WE MUST LEAVE THE GALLERY.
<TIME PASSES?>
[PROFESSIONAL FOXGIRL]: OKAY ONLY HUMANS CAN LEAVE ALL OF YOU LEAVE MAKE SURE TO REMEMBER EACH OTHER
[Garry]: OK
[Ib]: OK
[Mary]: But wait I am painting
<Garry GASPS>
[PROFESSIONAL FOXGIRL]: Do not worry I am not painting
[Mary]: Oh
[Garry]: I do not believe you.
<THEY LEAVE GALLERY>
[PROFESSIONAL FOXGIRL]: HAHA JK I AM EVIL NOW I CAN LEAVE THE GALLERY
<LEAVES GALLERY>
[PROFESSIONAL FOXGIRL]: I AM EVIL AND NOW I WILL UNLEASH MY EVIL UPON THIS WORLD
[Garry]: Who?
[Ib]: Who?
[Mary]: Snow?
[PROFESSIONAL FOXGIRL]: I WILL NOW EAT ALL OF YOU JK LEMME TELL YOU A COOL STORY
<COOL STORY TOLD>
[Garry]: Oh wait actually I know all of you it turns out we were all looking at this art gallery and then we ended up somehow within a evil dark twisted art gallery in which we were attacked by paintings and Mary was actually a painting this makes sense, but that leaves a question why did we forget this, how can our memories be real, maybe we are the paintings. Maybe the paintings are paintings. Maybe everything is actually just a fictional entity within some fictive entity like a video game.
[PROFESSIONAL FOXGIRL]: DANK.

Friday, September 15, 2017

Jump #3: Ib


Background: Local Human
Perks
No Running (free)
Fascinated With the World Where the Dream Continues (200cp)
Items
Truant Seconds Hand (500cp)
Companions
Ib (200cp)
Garry (100cp)
Mary (200cp)
Drawbacks
One Way Out +0cp
Fair Play +0cp
Poor Graphics +100cp
Sapped Strength +100cp
Memory's Crannies +100cp
Stopped Watch +100cp
What Does it Say? +100cp
World of Mystery +100cp
Loves Me, Loves Me Not! +200cp
Lights Out +400cp

=====

Even if I have to try over and over.
Even if I can never succeed.
Even if I can never reach that ending.
I won't give up.
I won't.
I'm sorry.
...
Now I'm acting uncharacteristically selfish.
You really were all a bad influence.
But I can't let go of this.
Not now.
How embarrassing.
I'm sorry for everyone who got invested, cared, or provided advice. All that time wasted.
But I can't really change my nature.
...
I might be weaker than I act.
I might be nothing.
I might only have value due to those around me.
Nothing more than the people around me,
Truth be told all my strength, all my power I accumulated.
It means nothing without the people beside me.
So I won't give up, I'm sure it'll be annoying.
But I guess this is the only thing I can say.
.... 
I will preface this with I have no idea what I'm doing.
But you know, it's a chance to do impossible things, and maybe makes the world a better or worse place. 
...
Cya 'round.
======
Well this jump should be a bit interesting, I've always liked art and this has some neat horror vibes. I'm sure nothing can go wrong.
I bought all the main characters so I can guarantee a happy ending. I mean, mostly.

Sunday, September 10, 2017

A Question.

I feel like I should resolve the...
I mean.
I'm not adverse to anyone's amorous feelings.
But I feel like I should try and resolve it.
But I mean, I have no idea how to approach it. Or if I even should.
Maybe I should just leave it to them.

Saturday, September 9, 2017

So I've decided.

I guess I should introduce myself.
And my companions.
My name is Amelia, I have no crippling addiction to bad decisions.
I'll beat everyone, don't worry about it.
I've judged you all to make bad decisions, don't worry that's understandable.
Really, some of you might be ahead for now. But I'll fix it.
This is my Cubchoo.
Or bear.
Whatever he is now.
He is very friendly, cuddly, and prone to hugs.
He's not really much of an aggressor, but don't really push that.
Then we have I guess.
Gen, and Gawain who have respectable names. Sorry. Gennadius. Gen-nerd-ius.
The Tortoise of the Land who chose, I guess a name that could work considering where we were...?
And then Goblin and Karp of Magi who I literally regret allowing any freedom on that front.
Then She-of-Fair-Eyes and Makoto. Not from BlazBlue.
Basically her though.
...
And then we're taking along Ben.
...
Nobody tell him I named him Ben on accident because he was going by his sword's name, Ten Thousand Winter Nights. Yes. I should have maybe kept my mouth shut.
But...
I mean you cannot blame me.
Well. I guess I'll let them introduce themselves.
[Gawain]: It's wonderful to meet you all, I have to apologize for my cohort's lack of grace and manners befitting a proper individual. Especially that gecko.
[Gen]: I'll crush you.
[Gawain]: Sorry, see he demonstrates his lack of civility quite admirably.
[Gen]: You're just a yappy bug, get outta the way.
[Gawain]: It's admirable how his mind can follow through on everything in such a straightforward manner. I bid you adieu.
[Gen]: I, yeah. I guess I'm Gennadius, but that's kind of a mouthful, just call me Gen. I guess I like swords, Gawain is a bit passive aggressive towards me for whatever reason, but he's alright.
Uh...
I'll um.
Protect the fox. I guess?
[Gawain]: Truly a strong declaration of intent, such solidity in his voice, such determ-
[Karp]: KARP OF MAGI IS.
KARP WILL DEFEAT THESE PUNY NERDLINGS.
[Goblin]: I gob-ble food down. Goblin.
[Tortoise]: I am a fairly ordinary man, my name is Tortoise of the Land. I cook and help out with the various things that need to be done. To be honest neither the Karp of Gob can be trusted with any basic task.
[Fair-Eyes]: I am the true heroine of the story, that dumb fox is just my rival.
[Amelia]: I don't understand how I could see my cute adorable precious little sister as a rival.
[Fair-Eyes]: Anyways, I would like to inform you that you should merely consider her a perspective character, I suppose. I don't really care what you guys think.
[Makoto]: Lemme warn ya, I don't know how to pull my punches!
[Amelia]: Okay everyone be quiet and go, except Ben.
Ben, go on, say hello or something.
[Ben]: Hello.
[Amelia]: Do you want to say anything else?
[Ben]: Hello.
[Amelia]: Okay, well you can go now. Make sure to take care.

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

also yes.

Before I go and move onto my next jump...
I should uh.
Yes.
Love triangle resolution.
...
Well.
I've never been much for crazy, so they're out.
Also I can't really stand certain types of people.
Really, that leaves two possibilities.
I'm not actually sure if Gawain is genuinely flirting, or acting like a generally chivalrous knight, or whatever.
But its highly probable, I just don't have the time to dedicate to thinking it out.
Gen... Gen seems like a kind of lovesick puppy...?
...
I 'unno. He just seems infatuated.
Or pent up.
Probably pent up.
I mean, I don't want to say it.
But I will say it.
And that is as someone directly related to a god of hearth and home and that sort of stuff, I have a few benefits on understanding those things, really.
And I'm pretty sure when someone, y'know.
...
Secedes from society for an indeterminate period to enjoy themselves.
...
And while that is disturbing, really disturbing to know this, I can't really just erase my own memories, or I would.
There is however a noticeable downwards trend over time, I'm not sure if its related to them noticing anything on my part because I feel as if I bluffed fairly well and the one person in the know was horrified on learning. I feel like it may have to do with spiritual enlightenment redirecting those energies...?
But.
Gen.
Like I don't have a 100% accuracy on this thing (FOR. THE. BETTER. I WISH IT WAS ZERO.).
But I'm not sure if he did anything.
So that's like one hundred sixty years of pent up... uh. That can't be healthy.
So I've concluded that he was neutered at some point, or another.
...
I mean, if I want kids, that serves a problem.
And researching into medical procedures to unsterilize someone seems a bit contrived.
So. I mean.
I'll avoid lampooning anyone's flaws, and putting them out in public and leave it at.
"I probably want a long term relationship that hopefully works out and potentially leads to children."
Gawain is kind of just a chore to be around sometimes.
Gen is probably a eunuch.
Everyone else is too crazy or too shallow for my tastes.
So I'm going to just calmly, and reasonably pass on this and try to let Gawain down violently.
And Gen gently.

Monday, September 4, 2017

oh yeah

We took:
Its a Keybla...
And
Celestial Reality TV.
...
Also everything got more confusing.
I got the wrong Abyssal.
Well.
O-kay.
Anyways, that was an amazing over a hundred years.
I can't believe what happened.
Really, it was great.
And I'm not just going to um. Drop a address post-chain where you can order the entire experience or anything.
I made no shady backroom deals to promote a television show I never knew I was on.
...
Nope.
None at all.
Really, so I can only say one plot twist.
Which you guys really won't believe.
Karp of Magi, a bear, and Gen combined to defeat someone.
They really became the greatest heroes.
It was amazing.
Like I'm amazed we had the budget for that.

EVERYTHING GETS WORSE... OR BETTER.

So.
Moving is painful. Hard. Difficult to focus.
But possible.
Granted, I'm not defenseless. But I have to rely on my natural ability to manipulate Essence.
Most of which I've expended.
But...
I've gotten sleep. Without nightmares.
Still having to deal with a mortal who is a bit obsessed with killing me, and a bunch of other stuff.
But I guess we made progress.
The love triangle... is mostly. Mostly. Resolved. How can this be okay.
I'm also still being smarted off to by a child.
Also a complex love shape is forming.
EDIT
Thanks paint.
Notes:
Gen thinks hes subtle
Gawain is being chivalrously obvious.
I'm not sure as to She-of-Fair-Eyes crushing on Gawain, or Gen, but I think its obvious.
Mr. Brannigan Solar Edition is only acting out of lust in regards to me.
This is pain.
If I have feelings. I cannot reveal them.
Or this house of cards topples.

Sunday, September 3, 2017

Okay.

So, have you ever just barely managed to start convincing someone NOT to kill you, and then right when you convince them, you nearly get killed by a bunch of explosions?
To be honest I wish he took out the pants, but no.
Of course not.
Thankfully, in a cunning display of brilliance. I am now reliant on my companions to protect me.
Yes.
It turns out I tried to push someone who was trying to kill me, out of an explosion, because hey. That's what you should do.
"Infamously monstrous killer who kills people through dreams and you find him and have a chance to turn things around, by letting your other foe injure him."
Yes.
Body block.
So that way when help comes, they have to retrieve you're GRAVELY INJURED BODY.
Instead of HELP DEAL WITH YOUR FOES AND POTENTIALLY HAVE A CHANCE, WHATEVER.

Okay.

One month in and everything is already starting to go downhill.
I feel like a very unqualified baby sitter.
Oh well. At least my sleep is haunted.

Thursday, August 31, 2017

Jump #2: Exalted Mortals + Body Mod


Oh, body mod stuff.
Build: Light
Body Type: Athlete (100cp)
Stats
2 speed
2 dexterity
4 appeal (200cp)
4 shape (200cp)
Flexibility 1
Metavore (100cp)

GENNADIUS - TREECKO - WARRIOR
Destiny
Gem, The City of 1001 Immanent Dooms (+600cp)
Gratuitous Skill Kata (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): you are terrifyingly good at doing things in an over the top manner, even something like cooking can become a ballet of dancing blades and artistry with the colors of spice. Also, it seems that the more over the top you do things, the more chance conspires towards your end. This boost is always enough to lean the task a little more in your favor, but only applies to actions which take pure skill to perform. Additionally, we have become skilled at martial arts, and  melee. (free)
Adamant Virtue Meditation (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): we have the ability to channel emotional energy into actions. Specifically, Temperance, Valor, Compassion, and Conviction. In addition, a slight boost to our willpower. (50cp)
Heroic Tale Embodiment (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): a power that allows the Hero to become the ideal we are bound by, as a true archetype of heroes, we have the ability to shift into a different form, one that embodies the hero we can become. This is an Assumption that allows you to suddenly gain a new form tailored to fit an ideal hero, it grants a slight boost in all abilities, as well as some unique features. (100cp)
Secret Power Slumbering (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): we inherently have a greater pool of motes per unit of Essence than the average Mortal should, by around a quarter again. Also magic-based equipment or anything powered by generic life-force/Chi/Kai work better when we use it. (free)
The Flow Of Essence (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): we have access to our Essence and can now utilize it, however this is the rawest form of Essence manipulation, for a single action no longer than eight seconds, we can enhance either our strength, speed, or dexterity to nearly superhuman levels.  (free)
Dragon Breaking Feather (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): you have a talent for going completely around defenses, this manifests in an extra sense that slowly accumulates information as you face obstruction. You can act on this as if you had time to review and think on it for a solid minute. The information is gathered as if you had focused your attention on observing rather than some other action. (200cp)
Grasping the Perfected Lotus Root (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): we can now perform and learn Terrestrial Martial Arts. Learning Martial Arts Charms is easy to us and if we had a proper understanding we may even be able to develop our own branches and charms for the Mortal Hero Style, of which we're a master. The Mortal Hero Style functionally allows us to have a slight chance no matter how much of an underdog we are, redirecting attacks force back on themselves, or riding the power of an opponent's strikes to bleed off damage are both right up this style's alley. (free)
The Shogun of Dirt (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): we can now extend our essence outside of our body to act as an aura which shields us from damage and extends our attacks beyond our body. This aura also acts as armor that scales with our Essence, starting as a good leather buff coat, before becoming as protective as articulated plate armor at Essence 3. However, whatever damage it blocks whilst protecting us is taken from the pool of energy within you, and damage can still get through if it is above the armor's ability to soak damage. (free)
Creation's Natural Warrior Pattern Engraining Meditations (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): you are something different, whether through the will of Creation or Gaia you are able to use the suit of natural essence patterns as if they were your own. They're meant for a god of martial arts, but Creation has never told a story of such a being in memory. Granting the ability to learn martial arts simply by observing a master moving through a Kata, and you have the ability to apply divine will upon your own martial arts skills, allowing you to strike and block perfectly, though this costs a vast chunk of essence equal to a third of the greatest Mortal's pooled power. (free)
Items
Weapons (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): a perfect weapon made of gossamer, we can customize it into almost anything so long as it serves its original purpose (200cp)
A Layman's Gear (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): clothes appropriate for the East, a sword of low quality steel, dagger of cold iron, a water pouch, a week's rations, and an empty pack. (free)
A Sword of Glass (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): made from Chiaroscuro glass, this steel-hard brightly colored substance is found only in the southern city of Chiaroscuro, as of set no one has found a way of producing more.  (free)
A Storied Sword (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): this is a Daiklave made of Yellow Jade-Steel which has undergone the Ritual of Elemental Enchantment (Fire). Even the slightest sip of your Essence will set it ablaze with flames that last a full day or till you're disarmed. Its attunement will make it sharper, lighter, and invincible to conventional harm. (free)
KARP OF MAGI - MAGIKARP - WARRIOR
Gratuitous Skill Kata (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): you are terrifyingly good at doing things in an over the top manner, even something like cooking can become a ballet of dancing blades and artistry with the colors of spice. Also, it seems that the more over the top you do things, the more chance conspires towards your end. This boost is always enough to lean the task a little more in your favor, but only applies to actions which take pure skill to perform. Additionally, we have become skilled at martial arts, and archery. (free)
Secret Power Slumbering (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): we inherently have a greater pool of motes per unit of Essence than the average Mortal should, by around a quarter again. Also magic-based equipment or anything powered by generic life-force/Chi/Kai work better when we use it. (free)
The Flow Of Essence (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): we have access to our Essence and can now utilize it, however this is the rawest form of Essence manipulation, for a single action no longer than eight seconds, we can enhance either our strength, speed, or dexterity to nearly superhuman levels.  (free)
Grasping the Perfected Lotus Root (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): we can now perform and learn Terrestrial Martial Arts. Learning Martial Arts Charms is easy to us and if we had a proper understanding we may even be able to develop our own branches and charms for the Mortal Hero Style, of which we're a master. The Mortal Hero Style functionally allows us to have a slight chance no matter how much of an underdog we are, redirecting attacks force back on themselves, or riding the power of an opponent's strikes to bleed off damage are both right up this style's alley. (free)
Grasping the Perfected Lotus Root (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): we can now perform and learn Terrestrial Martial Arts. Learning Martial Arts Charms is easy to us and if we had a proper understanding we may even be able to develop our own branches and charms for the Mortal Hero Style, of which we're a master. The Mortal Hero Style functionally allows us to have a slight chance no matter how much of an underdog we are, redirecting attacks force back on themselves, or riding the power of an opponent's strikes to bleed off damage are both right up this style's alley. (free)
A Sword of Glass (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): made from Chiaroscuro glass, this steel-hard brightly colored substance is found only in the southern city of Chiaroscuro, as of set no one has found a way of producing more.  (free)
Items
A Layman's Gear (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): clothes appropriate for the East, a sword of low quality steel, dagger of cold iron, a water pouch, a week's rations, and an empty pack. (free)
A Sword of Glass (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): made from Chiaroscuro glass, this steel-hard brightly colored substance is found only in the southern city of Chiaroscuro, as of set no one has found a way of producing more.  (free)
A Storied Sword (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): this is a Daiklave made of Yellow Jade-Steel which has undergone the Ritual of Elemental Enchantment (Fire). Even the slightest sip of your Essence will set it ablaze with flames that last a full day or till you're disarmed. Its attunement will make it sharper, lighter, and invincible to conventional harm. (free)
TORKOAL - TORTOISE OF THE LAND - WARRIOR
Gratuitous Skill Kata (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): you are terrifyingly good at doing things in an over the top manner, even something like cooking can become a ballet of dancing blades and artistry with the colors of spice. Also, it seems that the more over the top you do things, the more chance conspires towards your end. This boost is always enough to lean the task a little more in your favor, but only applies to actions which take pure skill to perform. Additionally, we have become skilled at martial arts, and melee. (free)
Secret Power Slumbering (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): we inherently have a greater pool of motes per unit of Essence than the average Mortal should, by around a quarter again. Also magic-based equipment or anything powered by generic life-force/Chi/Kai work better when we use it. (free)
The Flow Of Essence (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): we have access to our Essence and can now utilize it, however this is the rawest form of Essence manipulation, for a single action no longer than eight seconds, we can enhance either our strength, speed, or dexterity to nearly superhuman levels.  (free)
Grasping the Perfected Lotus Root (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): we can now perform and learn Terrestrial Martial Arts. Learning Martial Arts Charms is easy to us and if we had a proper understanding we may even be able to develop our own branches and charms for the Mortal Hero Style, of which we're a master. The Mortal Hero Style functionally allows us to have a slight chance no matter how much of an underdog we are, redirecting attacks force back on themselves, or riding the power of an opponent's strikes to bleed off damage are both right up this style's alley. (free)
Items
A Layman's Gear (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): clothes appropriate for the East, a sword of low quality steel, dagger of cold iron, a water pouch, a week's rations, and an empty pack. (free)
A Sword of Glass (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): made from Chiaroscuro glass, this steel-hard brightly colored substance is found only in the southern city of Chiaroscuro, as of set no one has found a way of producing more.  (free)
A Storied Sword (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): this is a Daiklave made of Yellow Jade-Steel which has undergone the Ritual of Elemental Enchantment (Fire). Even the slightest sip of your Essence will set it ablaze with flames that last a full day or till you're disarmed. Its attunement will make it sharper, lighter, and invincible to conventional harm. (free)
Items
A Layman's Gear (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): clothes appropriate for the East, a sword of low quality steel, dagger of cold iron, a water pouch, a week's rations, and an empty pack. (free)
A Sword of Glass (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): made from Chiaroscuro glass, this steel-hard brightly colored substance is found only in the southern city of Chiaroscuro, as of set no one has found a way of producing more.  (free)
Resources (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): a source of income that is enough to live on if you bought a small farm and lived off the land for the rest of your life, as is it provides enough to survive very simply. It all comes in a small wallet of Imperial Script or Silver Coins, your choice when opened. (50cp)
A Storied Sword (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): this is a Daiklave made of Yellow Jade-Steel which has undergone the Ritual of Elemental Enchantment (Fire). Even the slightest sip of your Essence will set it ablaze with flames that last a full day or till you're disarmed. Its attunement will make it sharper, lighter, and invincible to conventional harm. (free)
SABLEYE - GOBLIN - WARRIOR
Gratuitous Skill Kata (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): you are terrifyingly good at doing things in an over the top manner, even something like cooking can become a ballet of dancing blades and artistry with the colors of spice. Also, it seems that the more over the top you do things, the more chance conspires towards your end. This boost is always enough to lean the task a little more in your favor, but only applies to actions which take pure skill to perform. Additionally, we have become skilled at martial arts, and thrown. (free)
Secret Power Slumbering (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): we inherently have a greater pool of motes per unit of Essence than the average Mortal should, by around a quarter again. Also magic-based equipment or anything powered by generic life-force/Chi/Kai work better when we use it. (free)
The Flow Of Essence (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): we have access to our Essence and can now utilize it, however this is the rawest form of Essence manipulation, for a single action no longer than eight seconds, we can enhance either our strength, speed, or dexterity to nearly superhuman levels.  (free)
Grasping the Perfected Lotus Root (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): we can now perform and learn Terrestrial Martial Arts. Learning Martial Arts Charms is easy to us and if we had a proper understanding we may even be able to develop our own branches and charms for the Mortal Hero Style, of which we're a master. The Mortal Hero Style functionally allows us to have a slight chance no matter how much of an underdog we are, redirecting attacks force back on themselves, or riding the power of an opponent's strikes to bleed off damage are both right up this style's alley. (free)
Items
A Layman's Gear (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): clothes appropriate for the East, a sword of low quality steel, dagger of cold iron, a water pouch, a week's rations, and an empty pack. (free)
A Sword of Glass (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): made from Chiaroscuro glass, this steel-hard brightly colored substance is found only in the southern city of Chiaroscuro, as of set no one has found a way of producing more.  (free)
A Storied Sword (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): this is a Daiklave made of Yellow Jade-Steel which has undergone the Ritual of Elemental Enchantment (Fire). Even the slightest sip of your Essence will set it ablaze with flames that last a full day or till you're disarmed. Its attunement will make it sharper, lighter, and invincible to conventional harm. (free)
ESCAVLIER - GAWAIN - WARRIOR
Gratuitous Skill Kata (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): you are terrifyingly good at doing things in an over the top manner, even something like cooking can become a ballet of dancing blades and artistry with the colors of spice. Also, it seems that the more over the top you do things, the more chance conspires towards your end. This boost is always enough to lean the task a little more in your favor, but only applies to actions which take pure skill to perform. Additionally, we have become skilled at martial arts, and melee. (free)
Secret Power Slumbering (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): we inherently have a greater pool of motes per unit of Essence than the average Mortal should, by around a quarter again. Also magic-based equipment or anything powered by generic life-force/Chi/Kai work better when we use it. (free)
The Flow Of Essence (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): we have access to our Essence and can now utilize it, however this is the rawest form of Essence manipulation, for a single action no longer than eight seconds, we can enhance either our strength, speed, or dexterity to nearly superhuman levels.  (free)
Grasping the Perfected Lotus Root (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): we can now perform and learn Terrestrial Martial Arts. Learning Martial Arts Charms is easy to us and if we had a proper understanding we may even be able to develop our own branches and charms for the Mortal Hero Style, of which we're a master. The Mortal Hero Style functionally allows us to have a slight chance no matter how much of an underdog we are, redirecting attacks force back on themselves, or riding the power of an opponent's strikes to bleed off damage are both right up this style's alley. (free)
Items
A Layman's Gear (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): clothes appropriate for the East, a sword of low quality steel, dagger of cold iron, a water pouch, a week's rations, and an empty pack. (free)
A Sword of Glass (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): made from Chiaroscuro glass, this steel-hard brightly colored substance is found only in the southern city of Chiaroscuro, as of set no one has found a way of producing more.  (free)
A Storied Sword (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): this is a Daiklave made of Yellow Jade-Steel which has undergone the Ritual of Elemental Enchantment (Fire). Even the slightest sip of your Essence will set it ablaze with flames that last a full day or till you're disarmed. Its attunement will make it sharper, lighter, and invincible to conventional harm. (free)
CUBCHOO - BEAR - WARRIOR
Gratuitous Skill Kata (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): you are terrifyingly good at doing things in an over the top manner, even something like cooking can become a ballet of dancing blades and artistry with the colors of spice. Also, it seems that the more over the top you do things, the more chance conspires towards your end. This boost is always enough to lean the task a little more in your favor, but only applies to actions which take pure skill to perform. Additionally, we have become skilled at martial arts, and melee. (free)
The Flow Of Essence (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): we have access to our Essence and can now utilize it, however this is the rawest form of Essence manipulation, for a single action no longer than eight seconds, we can enhance either our strength, speed, or dexterity to nearly superhuman levels.  (100cp)
Items
A Layman's Gear (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): clothes appropriate for the East, a sword of low quality steel, dagger of cold iron, a water pouch, a week's rations, and an empty pack. (free)
A Sword of Glass (Exalted Mortals Gauntlet): made from Chiaroscuro glass, this steel-hard brightly colored substance is found only in the southern city of Chiaroscuro, as of set no one has found a way of producing more.  (free)

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