Monday, August 28, 2017

Jump #1: End

I get to take six...
I guess I'll take this Treecko, it'll evolve eventually.
A magikarp too, it should also evolve.
... I. I hope.
And my Torkoal.
And a Sableye, too. I guess.
A Escavlier.
And this Cubchoo.
Which hasn't evolved.
Because.
Its.
Cute, I guess.
That's why.
Yes.

24 comments:

  1. Ooh! Ooh! What are you naming them?!
    -Sigmund

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    1. Give the Pokemon names, please. It makes them more human.
      -Sigmund

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    2. I bet you talk to your dog like its a baby

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    3. I don't own a dog. I only have a Servant.
      -Sigmund

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    4. I don't know. I've never seen one before.
      -Sigmund

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    5. I'm sorry? I have no memories besides being in a classroom. If I ever saw one before, then I simply do not have memories of it.
      -Sigmund

      Call the Treecko, Gennadius. Oh, and the Magikarp, the Karp of Magi.
      -Fjölnir

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    6. Okay? I'm a liar in the same way that you're a fox girl.
      -Sigmund

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    7. That's the point. You're not that bright, are you?
      -Sigmund

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    8. So you admit you're a liar.
      Good to know you're faking amnesia.

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    9. What kind of insane logic is this? And why would I fake something like that?
      -Sigmund

      Psst. Hey! You should turn your Pokemon into humans.
      -Fjölnir

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    10. Well I am a fox girl.
      And ew.

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    11. You are? When?
      -Sigmund

      I was only making a suggestion. It's easier to contribute as a human than a Pokemon.
      -Fjölnir

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    12. Really? That's...actually really cool. Can I brush one of your tail?
      -Sigmund

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    13. Can I brush your-
      -Sigmund

      No means no, master. Stop bothering her.
      -Rider

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