I have a crazy stalker that I can't remember exists, I have someone who sits around blaming me for everything that ever goes wrong, and is convincing enough to succeed at, who I have no means to act against, two evil edgelords after me thanks to the previous, and one for a job, someone keeps trying to kill me in my dreams and if they do anything that would injure me, it does injure me in real life. Then we have a really determined guy trying to kill me. And some superpowered small child just stomped out with a "you're not my mom" line, and the other one is just all over the place and I have to watch over both. Oh, and someone's planning to blow up the city. AND ALL I HAVE IS SIX PEOPLE WITH VARYING DEGREES OF GENERAL INCOMPETENCY WHO ONLY REALLY KNOW HOW TO FIGHT. MEANWHILE. SOMEONE KEEPS MOVING MY KEYS, OR WALLET, AND I KEEP FEELING LIKE I FORGOT MY SWORD. I'M FINE....
Are... Are you okay, miss? - D. Shard
ReplyDeleteI have a crazy stalker that I can't remember exists, I have someone who sits around blaming me for everything that ever goes wrong, and is convincing enough to succeed at, who I have no means to act against, two evil edgelords after me thanks to the previous, and one for a job, someone keeps trying to kill me in my dreams and if they do anything that would injure me, it does injure me in real life. Then we have a really determined guy trying to kill me.
DeleteAnd some superpowered small child just stomped out with a "you're not my mom" line, and the other one is just all over the place and I have to watch over both.
Oh, and someone's planning to blow up the city.
AND ALL I HAVE IS SIX PEOPLE WITH VARYING DEGREES OF GENERAL INCOMPETENCY WHO ONLY REALLY KNOW HOW TO FIGHT.
MEANWHILE.
SOMEONE KEEPS MOVING MY KEYS, OR WALLET, AND I KEEP FEELING LIKE I FORGOT MY SWORD.
I'M
FINE....
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Ah.
I've uh,
Missed out on a lot, it seem.
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If I can be of assistance, let me know. - D. Shard
ALSO THE CATCALLS AND COMPLIMENTS ARE ANNOYING.
DeleteI'M NOT WEARING THESE PANTS BECAUSE I LIKE THEM.
Then... Then why? -D. Shard
DeleteIF I TAKE THEM OFF THEY GO BACK ON, THAT'S WHY.
DeleteAh, well, um, I can only recommend a visit to Animal Crossing? There's an option to change the appearance of clothes there. - D. Shard
Deletethat changes nothing.
Deletethey're magical.