Ib: The Ibbening

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[PROFESSIONAL FOXGIRL]: HEY YO YOU PAINTING BLONDE. DON'T WORRY, YOU WON'T HAVE TO KILL ANYONE, EVERYONE CAN LEAVE.
[Mary]: Okay, I believe you.
<TIME SKIP>
[PROFESSIONAL FOXGIRL]: HELLO HUMANS, I AM A PAINTING AND I WILL ASSIST YOU
[Ib]: Okay I believe you I offer my rose in tribute.
[Garry]: Wait you are a painting don't do that Ib why should I trust you.
[PROFESSIONAL FOXGIRL]: ONCE UPON A TIME THIS ART GALLERY WAS BENEVOLENT, UNTIL A MAN DRESSED AS A PAINTING KILLED A CHILD WHICH CAUSE ALL PAINTINGS TO BE POSSESSED BY EVIL VENGEFUL SPIRITS WHICH TOOK OVER THE REST OF THE GALLERY.
GUERTANA THEN PAINTED ME TO GUIDE OUT WAYWARD HUMANS FROM THE EVIL GALLERY.
THIS IS WHY THEY CANNOT OPEN DOORS.
SADLY, GUERTANA NEVER INVENTED A DOOR WHICH OPENS WHEN IT RUNS OUT OF ELECTRICITY
[Garry]: Okay I believe you.
[PROFESSIONAL FOXGIRL]: OK NOW WE MUST LEAVE THE GALLERY.
<TIME PASSES?>
[PROFESSIONAL FOXGIRL]: OKAY ONLY HUMANS CAN LEAVE ALL OF YOU LEAVE MAKE SURE TO REMEMBER EACH OTHER
[Garry]: OK
[Ib]: OK
[Mary]: But wait I am painting
<Garry GASPS>
[PROFESSIONAL FOXGIRL]: Do not worry I am not painting
[Mary]: Oh
[Garry]: I do not believe you.
<THEY LEAVE GALLERY>
[PROFESSIONAL FOXGIRL]: HAHA JK I AM EVIL NOW I CAN LEAVE THE GALLERY
<LEAVES GALLERY>
[PROFESSIONAL FOXGIRL]: I AM EVIL AND NOW I WILL UNLEASH MY EVIL UPON THIS WORLD
[Garry]: Who?
[Ib]: Who?
[Mary]: Snow?
[PROFESSIONAL FOXGIRL]: I WILL NOW EAT ALL OF YOU JK LEMME TELL YOU A COOL STORY
<COOL STORY TOLD>
[Garry]: Oh wait actually I know all of you it turns out we were all looking at this art gallery and then we ended up somehow within a evil dark twisted art gallery in which we were attacked by paintings and Mary was actually a painting this makes sense, but that leaves a question why did we forget this, how can our memories be real, maybe we are the paintings. Maybe the paintings are paintings. Maybe everything is actually just a fictional entity within some fictive entity like a video game.
[PROFESSIONAL FOXGIRL]: DANK.