Sunday, September 3, 2017

Okay.

One month in and everything is already starting to go downhill.
I feel like a very unqualified baby sitter.
Oh well. At least my sleep is haunted.
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  1. Haven ShockleySeptember 3, 2017 at 1:24 PM

    Are... Are you okay, miss? - D. Shard

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    1. UnknownSeptember 3, 2017 at 1:30 PM

      I have a crazy stalker that I can't remember exists, I have someone who sits around blaming me for everything that ever goes wrong, and is convincing enough to succeed at, who I have no means to act against, two evil edgelords after me thanks to the previous, and one for a job, someone keeps trying to kill me in my dreams and if they do anything that would injure me, it does injure me in real life. Then we have a really determined guy trying to kill me.
      And some superpowered small child just stomped out with a "you're not my mom" line, and the other one is just all over the place and I have to watch over both.
      Oh, and someone's planning to blow up the city.
      AND ALL I HAVE IS SIX PEOPLE WITH VARYING DEGREES OF GENERAL INCOMPETENCY WHO ONLY REALLY KNOW HOW TO FIGHT.
      MEANWHILE.
      SOMEONE KEEPS MOVING MY KEYS, OR WALLET, AND I KEEP FEELING LIKE I FORGOT MY SWORD.
      I'M
      FINE....

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    2. Haven ShockleySeptember 3, 2017 at 1:31 PM

      ....................
      ....................
      Ah.

      I've uh,
      Missed out on a lot, it seem.
      ....................
      If I can be of assistance, let me know. - D. Shard

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    3. UnknownSeptember 3, 2017 at 1:32 PM

      ALSO THE CATCALLS AND COMPLIMENTS ARE ANNOYING.
      I'M NOT WEARING THESE PANTS BECAUSE I LIKE THEM.

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    4. Haven ShockleySeptember 3, 2017 at 1:32 PM

      Then... Then why? -D. Shard

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    5. UnknownSeptember 3, 2017 at 1:32 PM

      IF I TAKE THEM OFF THEY GO BACK ON, THAT'S WHY.

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    6. Haven ShockleySeptember 3, 2017 at 1:34 PM

      Ah, well, um, I can only recommend a visit to Animal Crossing? There's an option to change the appearance of clothes there. - D. Shard

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    7. UnknownSeptember 3, 2017 at 1:40 PM

      that changes nothing.
      they're magical.

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