I guess I should introduce myself.
And my companions.
My name is Amelia, I have no crippling addiction to bad decisions.
I'll beat everyone, don't worry about it.
I've judged you all to make bad decisions, don't worry that's understandable.
Really, some of you might be ahead for now. But I'll fix it.
This is my Cubchoo.
Or bear.
Whatever he is now.
He is very friendly, cuddly, and prone to hugs.
He's not really much of an aggressor, but don't really push that.
Then we have I guess.
Gen, and Gawain who have respectable names. Sorry. Gennadius. Gen-nerd-ius.
The Tortoise of the Land who chose, I guess a name that could work considering where we were...?
And then Goblin and Karp of Magi who I literally regret allowing any freedom on that front.
Then She-of-Fair-Eyes and Makoto. Not from BlazBlue.
Basically her though.
...
And then we're taking along Ben.
...
Nobody tell him I named him Ben on accident because he was going by his sword's name, Ten Thousand Winter Nights. Yes. I should have maybe kept my mouth shut.
But...
I mean you cannot blame me.
Well. I guess I'll let them introduce themselves.
[Gawain]: It's wonderful to meet you all, I have to apologize for my cohort's lack of grace and manners befitting a proper individual. Especially that gecko.
[Gen]: I'll crush you.
[Gawain]: Sorry, see he demonstrates his lack of civility quite admirably.
[Gen]: You're just a yappy bug, get outta the way.
[Gawain]: It's admirable how his mind can follow through on everything in such a straightforward manner. I bid you adieu.
[Gen]: I, yeah. I guess I'm Gennadius, but that's kind of a mouthful, just call me Gen. I guess I like swords, Gawain is a bit passive aggressive towards me for whatever reason, but he's alright.
Uh...
I'll um.
Protect the fox. I guess?
[Gawain]: Truly a strong declaration of intent, such solidity in his voice, such determ-
[Karp]: KARP OF MAGI IS.
KARP WILL DEFEAT THESE PUNY NERDLINGS.
[Goblin]: I gob-ble food down. Goblin.
[Tortoise]: I am a fairly ordinary man, my name is Tortoise of the Land. I cook and help out with the various things that need to be done. To be honest neither the Karp of Gob can be trusted with any basic task.
[Fair-Eyes]: I am the true heroine of the story, that dumb fox is just my rival.
[Amelia]: I don't understand how I could see my cute adorable precious little sister as a rival.
[Fair-Eyes]: Anyways, I would like to inform you that you should merely consider her a perspective character, I suppose. I don't really care what you guys think.
[Makoto]: Lemme warn ya, I don't know how to pull my punches!
[Amelia]: Okay everyone be quiet and go, except Ben.
Ben, go on, say hello or something.
[Ben]: Hello.
[Amelia]: Do you want to say anything else?
[Ben]: Hello.
[Amelia]: Okay, well you can go now. Make sure to take care.
Tortoise of the Land sounds majestic.
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To be honest I try and leave housework to him. Hes pretty useless at fighting, seemingly, but otherwise he's a great butler in a way.
DeleteI relate to him more and more every day.
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If you relate to him hard enough I'll pay you to do housework so I have to do less.
DeleteAlso prayer.
Pray to me.
I won't pay you in money.
I'll pay you in making you better at housework.
Sounds fun.
Delete-Sigmund
To be honest, as a child of a god that includes housekeeping as a purview, its really in my best interest to delegate work. You see, in the time it takes me to do the housework, I could bless like five or so people and take a nice long break as is necessary after blessing 5 people, after all blessings are hard to sustain.
DeleteOkay.
Delete-Sigmund
My only warning is that yes, my blessings require such an expenditure on my part. It is not dramatics.
DeleteI got that.
Delete-Sigmund
Good.
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